I have to come up with three story ideas for my reporting class before Wednesday, post them on the course blog, and comment on the ideas of two of my classmates. I have no fucking clue what to write about. I was thinking maybe write about how many students actually use the birth control available on campus? I dunno. Nothing ever happens at my school, so I can’t very well write “This just in: most of the people who go here have about two brain cells and really don’t need to go to college because their parents are billionaires!”

